Thursday, March 19, 2009

Modivated by the Babysitter...

...I decided to write my findings to the same project she had on her blog--namely typing "[your name] needs" into Google, and commenting on what comes up. ..Here goes!

....Shlomo needs heavy security

Yes, yes I suppose I do. Security against the will to transgress G-d's commands. And what security is there if not Mussar? ..gotta' get into that.. ..it's tough in my schedule though.. ..but definitely needs looking into..

....Shlomo needs go get off twitter and get started with all these new ideas

Yes, well, I'm not quite into "Twitter", and to be quite honest I'm not that interested in it considering that the video I saw about it on "LE7"s blog wasn't very inviting.

Though it's not just about Twitter, it's about any distraction in life that stops you from "getting started with..new ideas". All the distractions in life that, like Twitter, place a person into a false state of reality, similar to that human farm described in the "Matrix" film. A person in such a state can feel that they are going about all the real events of life, and yet are living in some "dream world". ....

....Shlomo needs to strengthen himself and “be a man,”

Yes, yes, quite true. As i mentioned before, I'm getting older, it's about time to get going with life, if not now then when, when I'm f--king 83?

....Shlomo needs to import long wooden beams from Lebanon

Well, em, if you say so.. I mean, I don't know if I "need" to...I mean, what would I do with beams anyway? ...and how would I import them from Lebanon? We have fine beams here in the United States if you ask me...

Well, that's about all the time we have were today folks, see you next time for another wacky episode.

8 comments:

Chaviva said...

I did this with "Chaviva needs" in quotes and the only thing that came up was one of my blog posts, lol.

Frumgirl1 said...

When I do that with my name, all I ever get are various pets needing good homes.

הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

...yeah, Hebrew names in English aren't quite popular enough most of the time to produce significant Google results.

Chaviva said...

I did it with "Amanda needs" (since that's my for-now legal name) and the first thing that came up was "Amanda needs to pee."

Nice!

הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

Haha.

It's eeerie how well people are portrayed at times!

Hm. Let me try the translation of Shlomo (Solomon):

"Solomon Needs Help!"- No doubt.

"Solomon Needs New Writers"- Well, since this is MY blog I don't know if that'd be the best thing..

"Solomon needs his temple foundations examined"- Tell me about it!..

"Solomon needs a loving home!"- (Me, extending my lower lip and curving by eyebrows).

"Solomon needs a worm (or dragon) which has the power to split stones"- That would actually be pretty cool..

"Solomon needs yarmulke/star of david tattoo to go out"- ..I'd feel naked without it..

Hm.

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

It's nice to see I caused some motivation!

I agree with what you say about distractions. Although I do have twitter and like it, and find myself being on there more than other internet stuff.

lol, the last one was funny, it fits that you should get something with Lebanon, their a Persian/Syrian place or something?

Chaviva: lol

Shlomo: interesting ones...

הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"ט said...

"it fits that you should get something with Lebanon, their a Persian/Syrian place or something?"- Thanks. I don't know what this question means by the way.. ...Lebanon is directly north of Israel and had significant relations with her in ancient times (for example the ceder wood for the beit Hamikdash came from Lebanon...which is what the link was discussing).

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

Shlomo: o, I remember that about the trees coming from Lebanon.

And what I meant is, because your all into Sefardi stuff, it was befitting that you should get something that mentioned a sefardi place.